Under no circumstances should you refer to a member of the Edwardian Collective as; little person, weeny, thumbian, leprechaun, or sprite. You should refrain from using the first three, because they find the names patently offensive, and the latter two, because they are simply inaccurate. Leprechauns are defrocked fairies, and Sprites have wings.

Offending a member of the collective is a dangerous exercise despite their diminutive size.

Hardworking, focused, and volatile in nature, these citizens of peripheral obscurity never forget an offense. Although incapable of malevolence, they will ceaselessly torment you by sewing up your pant legs, drilling holes in your spoons, and writing suggestive limericks about you on the walls of tavern amenities.