Artiste Gullible

OK, this is the one where (after reading it) my wife stopped speaking to me for days. I have friends who have turkey farms and friends who are vegetarians. I am in neither position of direct experience, but I could not help at wondering about the plight of the poor beast who is truly committed [...]

I’ve looked at all of my busy days and my schedule, and the passing phases of the moon. I’ve thrown some chicken bones, consulted the farmer’s almanac, and did a little fairy jig that appeases the time gremlins. The answer from all this bouncing around seems to be Sunday. So, from now on, my updates [...]