The young wizard threw the oddly shaped dice on the table before him. The sound echoed from the cold stone walls in the dungeon of his parents keep.

Looking at the wizard, The goblin Home-Master smiled. “Your wife’s ‘mow the lawn’ spell succeeds! You lose two time cycles, but gain +5 matrimony experience points.”

“Big freaking woop-dee-do,” the wizard mumbled as he consulted the game tables. “15,000 more points and I might be able to cast an ‘intimate bliss’ spell … like that’s ever going to happen.”