My wife has a love hate relationship with this webcomic. She loves that I have something that I enjoy doing. She hates that is is a time sink of non-billable hours. Beyond that, She does not always embrace the obscure darkness that sometimes emerges with my digital wanderings. I do not censor myself. OK, that is not entirely true, I do censor somethings. But if it feels true, for whatever reason, I am less apt to yank it, just becasue it isn’t pretty.
After the great fairy butter debate. She requested a drawing that would not send my 6 year old to therapy. No half-dressed woman with an affinity for dirt and worms. No headless bipeds served for dinner.
“How about a mermaid?” I asked.
She looked at me with that “how are you going to pull that off?” stare.
So I started writing and searching for scrap. (reference material.) I had something down in words that I liked, but it started to get dark again. So I worked up a quick sketch.
What I have here is a box of problems. The look on the mermaid’s face is more akin to “yummy, appetizers!” than adoration. The man looks clueless. I found some good scrap on diving suits, but mermaids was a bit more difficult without scabbing somebody’s else’s work. I had some great underwater shots from a woman’s hair advert, that looked promising, but her body was going to cause me problems. How do you draw buoyant breasts? With as many comic books that I have read, you would think this would not be a problem. But I could tell it would be. Do I search the internet for buoyant breasts? I think not.
Also, as a PG strip, what would I cover said breasts with? Shells? I don’t think so. I was thinking of a combination of seaweed and barnacles. Which led me down a darker road again. Sort of a Davey Jones locker from Pirates of the Caribbean look. Again this was not going to a good place. Then there were issues with the tail, and mermaid anatomy, and the water that surrounds them and I said ENOUGH!
I ditched the sketch, and moved on to another idea. I just thought I would share that little adventure with you all. Not everything works. I could FORCE it to work, but that hardly seems fun.



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